kawaii-aussie: basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us...
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
Everyone: Are you okay
Everyone: You look tired
Everyone: You look upset
Everyone: You look confused
Everyone: Are you mad at me
Everyone: What are you mad at
Me: IT'S MY FACE
i have a migraine and i swear to god it better go away tomorrow morning because i have a lot of shit to do and then im going out in the evening so go away migraine k thanks
thestrangesherlcokian: sherwat: merrymepippin: gotagedandagiveemhellattitude: gnuliet: hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are im lookin at u tom hiddleston and you bonkyhort Cutiebrunch bonkyhort Cutiebrunch We all still know who this is.
Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That’s me: I’m not...– John Green (via seabois)